A Golden Globes Humpday

This Wednesday's post is all about my thoughts on the Golden Globes. And, away we go.....

People have mixed feelings, and there are mixed reviews about Ricky Gervais.  I confess:  I'm a fan.  Is he irreverent and tastless?  Often, yes.  But, I enjoy it, and I ain't gonna feel ashamed that I do.  #noshame #iwouldratherdrinkwithmelgibsonoverbillcosbytoo

Some would say Amy Schumer is tasteless for dropping the big C bomb on live tv.  I say she's fearless.  #moveoverjlaw #iwanttobeherbff

I have Mondays off.  The telecast for an awards show that is held on Sunday (L.A. time) airs live in Australia on Monday morning/afternoon.  Australia doesn't have the delay/edit feature on tv shows...plus, they don't edit as much out of shows anyway.  So...can I tell you how much fun it was to live tweet with blogger buddies and be able to report the things that were getting edited in the U.S. live show?!?  So much fun.  (Thanks Kerri, Kati, Dani, and others!) #whatthefuckdoessugartitsevenmean

The first presenters were Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum.  Their bit didn't go over so well, but Channing Tatum's comb-over was worth a good laugh.  And, Jonah Hill said "honey is fucking delicious".  A truer statement has never been said (at the Golden Globes). 

Out of all the choices that are offered to celebrities, I am baffled by what some choose to wear.  #imlookingatyouguilianarancic  #thoseshoulderpadsareawful

This made me laugh:

I have stated on many occasions that I love pockets in dresses.  I'm not the only one.  Jenna Dewan Tatum had pockets, as did Amy Schumer, Gina from a Virgin show, and Jamie Alexander.  #everydressshouldhavepockets

Why were Katy Perry and Tom Ford at tables right in the front?  Aren't there other actors/actresses (not a singer and a designer) that are more deserving of that front row spot at this particular awards ceremony?  Maybe if Lady Gaga was there, she wouldn't have bumped Leo's chair, and we wouldn't have this gif.....

 

No disrespect to the ladies this year, but my best dressed is a man.  He presented an award standing next to JLo, and he outshined her.  Not many could pull off this look and look this good, but Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson can.  #thepeopleschamp #ismellwhathescookin

Speaking of Dwayne, Bryce Dallas Howard wins best carpet interview from me.  Not only did she get downright giddy that "The Rock" was sitting at her table.  She also admitted that she took herself to a department store, tried on dresses, and bought her red carpet dress herself.  Kudos.  #opieraisedherright

Random quick confessions from my Golden Globes viewing...I confess:

• I've never found Leonardo Dicaprio attractive.  Still don't.
• I have no interest in "The Revenant".
• I've never found Orlando Bloom attractive, but when he presented an award, he was lookin' F-I-N-E.  Maybe I needed him to grow up a little.
• My teenage heart (as well as others) was thrilled for Christian Slater to win an award.
• Denzel is a badass.  He needs no last name.
• I got booknerd giddy when both authors Emma Donoghue (Room) and Andy Weir (The Martian) got shout-outs.  #booknerdsunite
• I thought JLo and her boytoy broke up. 
• Mustard yellow looks terrible on her.  I don't care what any fashion guru has to say.  Or maybe it's the cape.  I don't know.  I just don't like it at all.  I wanted something different than sheer sequins, but I didn't want this.
  
• I am indifferent about "Cookie"/Taraji.  I don't watch Empire, so I just don't "get" her.
• As many implied, "The Martian" in the comedy/musical category is a stretch, but I'm still happy the movie & Matt Damon won awards.  No matter how they cheated to win.
• Brad Pitt and Ryan Gosling were adorable.  As if they wouldn't be.
• Except, Ryan Gosling looked like he stole a tuxedo from the waitstaff's wardrobe.
• Eva Longoria and America Ferrera were hilarious too. 
• I think Jon Hamm and Sylvester Stallone are fans (clients) of Hair Club for Men #sysperlingeatyourheartout.
• I don't just want to be Helen Mirren when I grow up.  I want to be Helen Mirren now.  That woman is fabulous!
  

Did you watch the Golden Globes? Got any confessions about them?

Wednesday link-ups with Laura & Lauren,  Alanna & Sarah, and  Nadine & Kathy:

List # 5

I like pretty dresses; I like jewels; I like hair and make-up; so I am totally guilty of checking out the ladies' looks on the red carpets.  I haven't even seen the televised portion.  After all, I'm in Australia, and I'm 15 hours ahead of Los Angeles.  This list is from what I've seen online.  That means you're getting my opinion before it's biased by what Kelly Osborne or Ryan Seacrest have to report from the red carpet.  I gotta say, for the 2013 Golden Globes there were some shocking looks (and not in a good way), but I'm all about keeping it positive.  So, here's my fashionable females for the 2013 Golden Globes. 

Carla Gugino in Rami Al Ali - Unique, spectacular, and fits perfectly; for me, this is flawless.

 

Claire Danes in Versace - This color is fabulous and the dress suits her beautifully.  I love how soft and bouncy her hair looks to contrast with the dark eyeliner.

 

Hayden Panettiere in Roberto Cavelli - She takes some risks sometimes, and I admire that.  This is a safer choice, but I think she looks young, vibrant, and incredible.  Big props for the pink clutch!

Jennifer Garner in Vivienne Westwood Couture - Most pictures we see of her these days are family shots of her being a mommy.  I think that's great.  But, I almost forgot that she "cleans up" so nicely.  She is one hot  mama that's for sure!  I love the yellow gold jewelry with the rich color of the gown.

 Jennifer Lawrence in Dior Haute Couture - Exceptional color and perfectly accesorized.  She's a beautiful girl that looks even more amazing than expected.

 

Jessica Alba in Oscar de la Renta - PERFECTION.  The dress, the bag, the hair, the necklace, the make-up, the skin, the ring, the color...it's all perfect. 

Kaley Cuoco in Zuhair Murad - The dress is so pretty and feminine, she almost looks like a princess.  Almost.  She adds a dark lipstick and eye to give a different twist to such a soft dress; I love it.

 Kate Hudson in Alexander McQueen - I have a feeling people will either love this or hate it.  I happen to love it.  She looks magnificent and edgy and gorgeous. 

 

Lea Michele in Elie Saab - I admit it...Glee annoys me, so this girl annoys me.  I can't help it.  But, this is the absolute best I've ever seen her look.  The dress is exquisite, and she is superbly styled.  Her hair and make-up look naturally flawless.  I lovvve that bracelet and those shoes.

 

Lucy Liu in Carolina Herrera - Another one that I think people will love or hate.  It's a bold risk to take, and I think it works.  She looks absolutely darling.  

 

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Saint Laurent - High fashion from a fashion model...isn't that what we expect?  Yes, but Rosie doesn't disappoint.  This dress is beyond amazing.  It is tough, yet feminie.  Totally cool, but doesn't seem try hard.  I only wish I could find more pictures from more angles.  Extraordinary!

 

Salma Hayek in Gucci Premiére - This woman has such a killer body, and this dress shows it off beautifully in a sexy, yet elegant way.  I love the fabric.  I adore the bow.  I die over those earrings and diamond cuff. 

(photos from www.fabsugar.com.au and www.redcarpet-fashionawards.com and reuters)