Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Twas Humpday Before Christmas

I can't tell you how many times this week that something would happen and I'd think "that would go great in my Humpday post"...only to forget those wonderful moments.  #writeitdowndumbdumb


I work at a retail store.  We are small business owners.  Christmas trade es muy importante.  But damn if it doesn't drive me crazy.  #muyloco #craycray


If it is the week of Christmas, and you are just getting around to shopping for your wife or girlfriend, and you walk in a jewelry store asking for something in blue topaz and white gold, and you are shown more than 15+ items ranging in a rather broad spectrum of price, style and shades of blue, and you say "Uh, I don't know, uh, let me think about it, uh, I'll be back."  Just don't.  Don't let this be your response.  Be honest with the customer service person.  Say "I don't see anything that is exactly her style" or "I'm not sure that fits in the budget I wanted to spend" or something besides a big fat lie like "I'll be back later".  #retailrant


I work and live with my husband and father-in-law.  No one should have to work and live with a parental figure...or an in-law.

I confess: This week, I came very close to kicking my father in-law in the nuts.  Or at least the shin.  #butididnt #irestrainedmyself

He was complaining about not having a home-cooked meal and that he was tired of "eating out of a tin can".  First, he's a grown adult, not an invalid, and I'm not going to feel guilty that (by this age of his life) he hasn't figured out how to feed himself.  Second, my guy and I both cook and make enough for left-overs.  We also purchase things and have them in the pantry and refrigerator that would be easy for him to prepare on the nights we aren't at home.  Like, when we have our own lives to live.  Or, more likely these last couple of weeks, when we are working super long hours at the shop.  #ilivewithaspoiledandlazyelderlyman 


I confess:  When my father-in-law acts like a lazy ingrate, it makes me miss my dad all the more.  I know you could say "the grass is greener" or "absence makes the heart grow fonder"...but not in this case.  #mydadrocks


That's it.  The straw broke the camel's back.  The final nail went in the coffin.  I've lost it.  A customer (rather, an old, ignorant, chauvinistic fuck) shushed me.  Even used a hand gesture.  He needed a watch band sized, I was telling him that I'd get the watchmaker, he held up his hand, shushed me, and told me I was too loud.  His look of condescension while doing it sent me into a tailspin.  Out of frustration, anger, and pain from biting my tongue, I went to the bathroom and cried.  Yep.  I confess:  A customer made me cry this glorious holiday season.  #ineedadrink #imfromtexasandwetalkloud #ireallywantedtotellhimwhatithoughtofhisshushing


I confess:  I'm sounding like the Grinch.  Or Scrooge.  I got the Christmas Spirit in me.  I promise I do!  #turnonchristmasplaylist


The good awesome magnificent news is this:  Our shop is in a business district that goes quiet the week between Christmas and New Year's.  So, our shop will be closed.  And, we'll have the boy.  That's right...a week with my guy, the boy, and me.  We don't have any major plans, and I confess: that's just fine by me.  I'm looking forward to some quality time, some reading, and some relaxation.  If we can throw in an adventure or two, even better.  So, it may be a little quiet around these parts ... but don't fret ... I shall return!

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good everything!

Wednesday link-ups with Laura & Lauren and  Nadine & Kathy

Monday, December 21, 2015

Aussie Author Challenge 2016

I participated in the Aussie Author Challenge 2015; I reached "kangaroo" status, and I loved discovering Aussie authors new to me or reading authors that I didn't even realize were Australian.  (My final post about it is here.)  A couple of the books that I read for the challenge will even make it to my Best Books I Read 2015 post coming up soon!

I'm a self-professed book challenge junkie, right?  Needless to say, I've be organizing my Aussie Author Challenge 2016 list before the challenge was even announced.  Well, it's HERE! 
http://bookloverbookreviews.com/reading-challenges/aussie-author-challenge-2016
 
I'm pretty sure I've got Kristen roped in for it this year.  Any other book lovers want to join us?  You only have to commit to reading and reviewing 3 books (for the minimum level).  That's not asking too much, is it?
 
Here's the info (or click on the picture/link to take you directly to the site): 

Read on to decide which challenge level suits you and how you can get involved.

WALLABY
Read and review 3 titles written by Australian authors, of which at least 1 of those authors are female, at least 1 of those authors are male, and at least 1 of those authors are new to you; Fiction or non-fiction, any genre.
WALLAROO Read and review 6 titles written by Australian authors, of which at least 2 of those authors are female, at least 2 of those authors are male, and at least 2 of those authors are new to you; Fiction or non-fiction, at least 2 genre.
KANGAROO
Read and review 12 titles written by Australian Authors of which at least 4 of those authors are female, at least 4 of those authors are male, and at least 4 of those authors are new to you; Fiction or non-fiction, at least 3 genre.

How to Join:
1. Tell the world you are committing to this challenge and at what level – you can do that either on your own website, facebook or google+, or any other form of social media that will allow you to convey your feelings about each book after reading them. In that commitment provide a link to this page and display the Aussie Author Challenge 2016 badge to show your support for the initiative. Then register for the challenge by adding a link to your challenge commitment using the Registration Linky below.
2. Each time you read and review a book please provide a link back to this challenge page. Then add a link to that review to the Aussie Book Reviews Linky below.
3. When you have completed this challenge tell the world about the acheivement, and submit a link to that completion announcement via the Challenge Completion Linky below.
When sharing your reviews via twitter, or more generally discussing this challenge, use the hashtag #aussieauthor. If you ever have any difficulties using the form below don’t hesitate to email me at bookwordlover@gmail.com.
Resources you may find useful:
I'm going for KANGAROO status again, and here's my initial book choices:

Female Authors:

Male Authors:

Authors New to Me:
 
Have you read any of these?  What did you think?  Did you know the author is Australian?

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Sunday's Seven Snapshots vol.52

Wrapped gifts under my tree definitely gets me into the festive spirit. 

Doesn't everyone need a helper when wrapping gifts?

Anniversary selfie!

Sometimes a gal needs to wear a pop of color to add a little fun to her face, and that gal is me. 

Could he be any more handsome?

I know I posted this other places...but, this was me finishing The Nightingale by Kristin Hannah. Holy sobfest. If you like historical fiction, read this book. 

I know a lot of excitement surrounds Star Wars right now, but this boy is hanging for the Batman/Superman movie.

Happy Weekend to you! 

Friday, December 18, 2015

Ten Things That Made Me Happy This Week

 
Linking up with the ladies who love to spread positivity, Lindsay & Krysten, for Ten Things That Made Me Happy This Week:
 
1.  That I'm actually participating in this week's link-up because I've been neglecting this positive exercise the last few weeks
2.  My guy and I celebrated our first wedding anniversary on Monday.  Yay for us!
3.  Free dessert (after a fantastic steak dinner) for our anniversary
4.  Snap-chatting with Kristen about books, blogs, and nonsense
(wanna add me?  I'm texerin)
5.  Being nominated for Best Kept Secret in Karen's Blog Awards
 
6.  Glittery, sparkly, festive nails
7.  Kitty cuddles (yes, cuddles from fur babies is a constant happy spot for me.)
8.  Wrapping presents - mine aren't overly crafty or perfectly matching, but they are wrapped with care, and it's a chore that I love doing.
9.  A customer is handing my guy $3,000 cash for a pair of earrings as I type this...that makes me happy alright!
10.  The excitement is building for Book Challenge by Erin that begins January 1st. (yes, books and book challenges are a constant source of happiness for me as well.)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/BookChallengeByErin/
 
What made you happy this week?
 

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Holiday Playlist with a Jana and Erin Twist

It's that time again...time for Jana and Erin to bring you a playlist.  You know, the holiday season is upon us, and we'd be letting you all down if we didn't bring you our own version of a holiday playlist.  Yes, there are many bloggers who have posted their own enjoyable playlists.  This is a holiday playlist with a Jana and Erin twist.

The Season's Upon Us by the Dropkick Murphys -  What better way to kick-off a holiday playlist than with a group of aggressive Irishmen? 
 
Merry Christmas  Baby by Sister Hazel - If you aren't a fan of the sing-song type Christmas songs, then check out Sister Hazel's entire album.  They have enough grit (but not too much) to make it feel like you aren't listening to cheesy Christmas music.
 

 
 
I Won't Be Home for Christmas by Blink 182 - Pop punk icons that are completely irreverent should record a Christmas song, right?  Makes total sense.  This is a fun one.
 
 
Oi to the World by No Doubt - Want more pop punk fun in your Christmas song?  How about this one that really doesn't sound like a Christmas song at all?
 
All I Need is Love by Ceelo featuring The Muppets - More silly holiday cheer?  Yes.  But, is it a decent song?  Yes.
 
Christmas Wrapping by Spice Girls -The original by The Waitresses is probably a better version, but it's a rare moment that I'm going to want to post the Spice Girls...so here it is.
 
Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) by Anberlin - This song has been covered by many...admittedly, most aren't too bad.  You might have assumed we'd pick U2 because they'd be the most obvious choice for women who like rock music that grew up in the '80s and '90s.  But, no.  We picked Anberlin's.
 
Do They Know It's Christmas? by Band Aid - Speaking of the '80s, this song holds Jana's title of "the only Christmas song on the radio I don't turn off". 
 
 
O Come All Ye Faithful/Oh Holy Night by Trans Siberian Orchestra - Trust me on this.  If you ever have the opportunity to see this live, do it.  Not kidding.  If you don't get goosebumps multiple times in a TSO performance, well, then, I don't know what to say about that.
 
Happy XMas (War is Over) by Winger - You didn't think Jana & Erin would create this playlist without some hair bands, did you?  Don't laugh at Winger.  This is a good version. 
 
Medley (Santa Clause is Coming to Town and Run Run Rudolph) by Bon Jovi - You didn't think Erin would have a hand in this playlist without Bon Jovi, did you?  C'mon.  It's a live clip, and Jon dances with Santa.  What's not to love?
 
Please Come Home for Christmas by Jon Bon Jovi - Hey, Jon Bon Jovi and Bon Jovi (the band) are two different things.  Plus, this is the sexiest Christmas video ever created.
 
Dominick the Donkey by Lou Monte - Because Jana allowed Erin two Christmas songs with Jovi in the artist, Erin has allowed Jana this song.
 
Christmas is the Time to Say I Love You by Billy Squier - Every time this comes on, I can't help myself, I sing, I sway, I want to say "I love you" to a loved one.
 
On behalf of Jana & Erin - Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Merry Festivus!


Wednesday, December 16, 2015

F Word Humpday

Apologies to anyone who is offended by cursing.  Move along if the F word offends you.  Please. 

Warning: profanity filled comments

I confess: I try to remove profanity from most blog and social media posts. I'm a Southern woman raised in a Christian home, and we're not supposed to talk "like that".  #butivealwaysbeenarebel #andilikethewordfuck

I confess:  Sometimes, I give #zerofucks how I'm "supposed" to talk, and I just let it out.  Like now...

Megan (from canidecideanotherday.com but I can't link to her although I want to because I'm trying to fix this post on my fucking phone!...see explanation below) and I were discussing the idiocy of Donald Trump, and this is what I had to say:

...Trump is a fucking embarrassment. He is a fucking idiot. Fuck him, fuck his hair, fuck his terrible spray tans, fuck his racism, fuck his bankruptcies, fuck "The Apprentice", fuck the political climate that has developed where people are actually supporting him. #goawaytrump


I confess: I wish I could say I feel better for getting that out there, but he's still around, so I don't. Fuck.  #ishegoneyet 

I confess:  There are people in my Facebook feed that support Trump. #icanteven #whatthefuck #hidefromtimeline #cantfixstoopid

I confess: I hit edit on my phone, on the train, erased half the post, and fucked it all up!
 

Now, I'm trying to edit...from my phone...while on the train. Good chance this is going to be choppy, poorly-written, pictures and gifs all wonky. #clusterfuck



I confess: I'm fucking pissed because I liked my F Bomb Humpday post. #fuckingfuckfuck

 
I confess: I was going to remove the post until I could properly edit and update. But, you know what? #isaidfuckit

So, in my original fan-fucking-tasting post, now's about the time I'd tell you about Karen's Blog Awards (and link you to apeekatkarensworld.com) to vote. Because I've made it to the finals of Best Kept Secret. Say what?


I confess: I'm proving why I'm such an amateur in the blogging world, but I don't care. Remember, this is my #zerofucksgiven post. So, if you'd like to vote for some fabulous bloggers (or idiots like me), check out Karen's blog at A Peek at Karen's World. (Seriously...use this hashtag on Twitter to find it: #KarensBlogAwards)


*******I'll add all the appropriate links when I can get to my computer that I left at work.******** #ifuckinpromise
update:  links were added, gifs were fixed, but that's about all that got corrected.

From now on, when I hit anything on blogger from my phone app, I'll hear Rupaul's voice in my head:



I hope your Humpday goes much smoother than mine. My wish for you: no fuck ups!

Wednesday link-ups with Laura & Lauren,  Alanna & Sarah, and  Nadine & Kathy


Sunday, December 13, 2015

Sunday's Seven Snapshots vol.51

The color of the sky was magnificent one night as I was riding the train home from work. 

I had dinner one night with this close-to-perfect family.

My momma' Christmas care package arrived!

Caught in the act!  These two love to wrestle. WWE Divas ain't got nothin' on Sally & Dolly. 

I tried to fix my hair based on a tutorial that Kerry posted, but my hair had different ideas. The ponytail won this battle. 

Christmas party selfie!

On a Sunday, one year ago, this guy and I got married. So, Monday the 14th (tomorrow) is our first wedding anniversary. I have no anniversary post prepared because I'm a bad wife &/or bad blogger. Here's a picture of us at last night's Christmas party festivities. Happy Anniversary to us!

Happy weekend to you and yours!